Thursday, March 26, 2009

New Titles for HM, The Queen

The Citizens of Caddo Parish, LA, home to Shreveport and other fine and progressive municipalities has asked HM, the Queen to accept the honor of the title:

DUCHESS OF CADDO PARISH

Further, Millie, Goddess of Washington DC and her staff have bestowed the title of

LADY REGENT OF THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA

HM has gratefully accepted these honors and has now advised the Palace and all subjects that she is to be henceforth Styled and Titled:

Her Majesty Puggles Duchess Windsor, Queen of Pugs, Supreme Ruler of Alaska, Princess Royal of Baltimore Place, Lady Regent of The District of Columbia, Grand Duchess of Missouri, Grand Duchess of Kansas City and St Louis, Duchess of Illinois, Duchess of Clinton, Duchess of Caddo Parish, Baroness Pugtona, Royal Order of the Greenie and Treat, Grand Order of the Scrunchie, Knight Commander of the Royal Order of Kibble, Patroness of the Royal Pugharmonic Orchestra

...and thus entitled to all the status and privileges therein.

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